The Gals

Kaitlin “The MOH” Kobrenski

Height: 5’0 wannabe

Hair: Not dumb blonde

Eyes: Brown

How she knows the bride: Kate waited 6 long years for a little sister and was blessed in September of ’86 of a little ginger sister to call her very own

Likes: Auditing, Excel, living in “The Brica”, yoga pants, Toms

Dislikes:  Baby vomit, traffic, making the bed

Hobbies: Being a Mommabear to Ryann and Kipu, photography/designing K&N’s save-the-dates, shopping for hair bows

Did you know that Kaitlin used to let Kacey “play” with her and her friends—and by play, Kaitlin and her friends played the Little Mermaid in the pool and told Kacey to be “Scuttle” and sit on the ladder and watch them have fun.  Kacey enjoyed every second of it... until years later when she realized what was actually happening.

Ryann “The Queen of Sass” Kobrenski

Height: 28+ inches

Hair: Blonde, but ginger in the right light :)

Eyes: Blu-gRay

How she knows the bride: Ryann is Kacey’s niece/goddaughter/partner in crime/flower girl

Likes: Cottage cheese, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, knocking over blocks

Dislikes:  When she doesn’t get her way, most meats, settling down for nap time

Hobbies:  Getting her way, being too cute for words, mastering the English Language

Did you know that Ryann initiated Nate in to her circle of trust when she vomited all over him in the car on the way to the beach?

Jackie “JBCheeseburglar” Long

Height: 162.56 centimeters

Hair: Beachy

Eyes: Aquamarine

How she knows the bride: Kacey met Jackie at UConn when they were paired up as buddies at field hockey initiation.

Likes: Christmas Tree Shop, arts & crafts, Cuffy’s, day drinking at The Cape

Dislikes:  Paying full price, snotty teenagers, waking up without snoozing at least 4 times

Hobbies: Molding young minds of Massachusetts, going to Patriots games, giving away Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers

Did you know that at initiation Kacey was supposed to watch over Jackie and be responsible, but it was Kacey’s birthday so they decided to wander around the apartment complex and get Kace-Faced together?

Kristen “The Craftmaster” Kowal

Height: 0.00099431818182 miles

Hair: Towheaded

Eyes: Baby Blue

How she knows the bride: Kristen is Kacey’s cousin who’s athletic footsteps Kacey followed through life!

Likes: Engineering, spa-days, convertibles, New Hampshire

Dislikes:  Muddy dogs, rude cashiers, losing power

Hobbies: Being a Mom to her son Toby and her dogs Winston and Odin, being crafty, working on the house she built with her hubby Chris, cooking, helping Kacey pack for trips

Did you know that when Kristen was in labor with her adorable son Toby, her entire town’s police dept/fire dept/first responders/EMTs showed up at her house to escort her to the hospital?

 


Ali “The Yogi” Bowen

Height: 1.574 8 meters

Hair: Honey Head

Eyes: Blue like her momma’s

How she knows the bride: Ali is also Kacey’s cousin and they spent two glorious weeks in the Emerald Isle together!

Likes: Harry Potter, tea time, vintage clothing, yoga

Dislikes:  Party Poopers, Dunkin Donuts, poorly written novels

Hobbies: Molding the young minds of New Hampshire, running around, being a newlywed (bow chicka bow wow)

Did you know that Ali and Kacey’s early days were spent putting on Jewel concerts in the living room, building tents out of blankets, and dressing up Ali’s younger brother Seth in their clothes and shoes?

 




Annie “The ROCKstar” Hartwell

Height: 0.00034196059243 leagues

Hair: GINGER!

Eyes: Bristol Blue

How she knows the bride: Homegirl is the groom’s lovely sister!

Likes: Hippies, Rocks, long walks on the beach, puppy-sitting, kittens

Dislikes:  Nay-sayers, driving an automatic, getting stung by jellyfish

Hobbies: Studying like a nerd, being a flutist, scuba diving, tree-hugging

Did you know that Annie and Kacey like to let down their ginger locks, creep, and gingervate wherever they are together—especially duck pin bowling.

 



Cara “The Voice” Rossi

Height: 1.778 yards

Hair: Brilliant Brunettey

Eyes: Seafoamy

How she knows the bride: Cara and Kacey met the day before kindergarten at dance class... and the rest was history!

Likes: Disney movies, dancing, theme parties, Methuen, Massachusetts 01844

Dislikes:  Haters, Yankee lovers (minus her boytoy and brother), people who don’t tip at least 37%

Hobbies: Surviving Hurricane Sandy in NYC, singing at the top of her lungs, selling NYC’s best BBQ

Did you know that Kacey and Cara twirled their way on to the stage dancing to The Little Mermaid at the Marsh School Talent Show being the only kindergarteners allowed to perform?

 

Nikki “The Maine Event” Peters

Height:  1,600.2 millimeters

Hair: Platinum

Eyes: Seaglass

How she knows the bride: Nikki and Kacey met playing field hockey at UConn—they were fast friends and enjoyed stealing kegs of beer from parties.

Likes: Bologna, Maine, Polish Horseshoes, A Cinderella Story, Harry Potter

Dislikes:  Drama, Yankees, not following the rules

Hobbies: Dealing drugs, planning a wedding of her own, kicking ass and taking names

Did you know that Nikki swears bologna can cure anything?  Kind of like the Windex in My Big Fat Greek Wedding... Hungover? Bologna.  Bad day? Bologna.  Comfort food? Bologna.

Kerry “The HipHipster” Gagnon

Height: 65,000,000 microinches

Hair: Goldilocks

Eyes: Tropical waters

How she knows the bride: Kerry and Kacey also met playing field hockey at UConn—they were also fast friends and enjoyed unsuccessfully attempting “power hours”.

Likes: Fish & Chips, Colorado, Pat Benetar karaoke, granola

Dislikes:  People who use styrofoam, product testing on animals, silver paper clips

Hobbies: Studying to read into the minds of children, being green and organic, loving nature

Did you know that Kerry’s name should be pronounced like “K-earry” and not “K-erry”?  It’s some kind of weird Connecticut thing, but she rocks it and so do we.